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   At meetings someone speaks and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.  
   How many gods are there?  Polytheist: Many. Monotheist: One. Atheist: Zero. Agnostic: "Don't know." Unitarian: "Any number except three. Well....maybe, but which three?"   
   To have a few doubts is normal. To have many doubts is a crisis of faith. To have contant doubts is to be a Unitarian Universalist.   
   Unitarian Bible Study Today!  Bring your own bible and scissors   
   Unitarians are bad at congregational singing because they're always looking ahead to see whether they agree with the lyrics   
   Universalists think God is too good to send them to hell. Unitarians think they are too good for God to send them to hell.   
   [Chalice]  
   What do Unitarians do when they're really mad at you?   They burn a question mark on your lawn  
   What do UU's and Dracula have in common? They both originate in Transylvania, and they both shy away from the cross  
   The fatherhood of God, the brotherhood of man, the neighborhood of Boston   
   What do you call the guest of honor at a Unitarian funeral?  All dressed up and no place to go!  
   UU Time--why nothing important happens until fifteen minutes into the meeting  
   Anything that's strong enough to do good is strong is strong enough to do harm
   It's so much easier to predict DISASTER than to estimate the resilience in the system

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