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   All I ask of a firearm is that it be reliable, accurate, and capable of dropping a god at 500 meters
   Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark
   Any excuse to wear a sword is a good excuse
   Ban the Bomb--Save the world for conventional warfare
   Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people
   Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant?  No?  Not much of a "power suit", is it?
   I can't go to work today--the voices said to stay home and clean the guns
   I have an understanding with my local police--I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered
   If guns are outlawed, can we use phasers?
   If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
   If guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win any arguments?
   If you can read this, the targetting lasers have locked on
   If you can read this, you're in range
   It is better to light a flame thrower than to curse the darkness
   Light Side, Dark Side--I'm the one with the blaster
   Peace through superior swordplay
   The pen is mightier than the sword, but the full-auto pen with the 100 ink cartridge clip is mightier than that
   That which does not kill us powers up our weapons
   They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hilt
   Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser
   The way to a man's heart is with a broadsword
   What part of "shall not be infringed" didn't you understand?
   What's wrong with a waiting period before you publish a newspaper while the government checks the facts?
   When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
   Will build secret weapon for food
   You know, just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!
   Smith & Wesson--the original point'n'click interface
   Sharp sword, short temper. Any questions?
   Colt: The original point 'n' click interface
   Press button to test.  Release to detonate.
   A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
   Don't mess with me--I dance with swords   
   Aim high--if you miss your target, at least you won't shoot your foot off
   The plutonium fairy is a lot like the irony fairy, but without the subtlety.  
   'Point and click' means you're out of ammo  
   After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it  
   We know Hussein has weapons of mass destruction--we have the receipts  
   God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts
   Why saber? Because you can't take heads with the point

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   Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed  
   "Gun Control" isn't about guns. It's about control.
   Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
   Will build thermonuclear devices for food
   Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
   I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

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