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   The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill
   C>: Reality.sys not found, reboot universe?  Y/N?
   #define sysop GOD  #define reality NULL
   The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all
   Everybody talks about reality, but nobody does anything about it
   Everything is illusionary, but television is especially illusionary
   Everything will perish but love and music
   42--The answer to life, the universe, and everything
   How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
   I am not a monotheist--the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
   I don't have an overactive imagination--I live in an underactive universe
   I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as I don't have to live there
   I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to pay the phone bill
   I don't want to die--existence is one of my strong points
   I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat
   I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore
   I seem to have forgotten my safeword for this 'reality' scene
   If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
   I'm not imaginary--I'm ontologically challenged
   Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality
   It's time for reality to start adjusting to me
   I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life--I'm pleased to say I've won
   My cat's been cashing my reality checks again
   Please do not adjust your mind--reality is malfunctioning
   Portions of the preceding were recorded.  As for the rest, I quite fear that it was all in your mind.
   Real life is reasonable, but it makes a lousy novel
   The real world is only a special case
   Reality corrupts.  Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.
   Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction
   Reality is just a transfer gate away
   Reality is not always probable, or even likely
   Reality is OK...Just don't make a habit of it
   Reality is something you rise above
   Reality is the opiate of the people
   Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it
   The reality you have dialed is not in service.  Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
   Right theory, wrong universe
   Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
   Sometimes reality has no sense of style
   SSDD--Same shit, different dimension
   There are only 2000 real people in the world--the rest are bad special effects
   There are very few problems which can't be solved by ripping a hole in reality
   There is a very fine line between reality and fantasy--and I'd just as soon obscure it
   This isn't denial.  I'm just very selective about which reality I accept.
   This isn't reality.  This is fantasy.
   This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.  You may or may not be issued an actual life later.
   Time...do you really believe the past arranges itself for our convenience into those paltry little squares they print on calendars?
   When your purpose in life is to entertain the gods, there's nothing to do but to put on a good show
   Who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
   Your reality is lies and balderdash and I am delighted to say I have no grasp of it whatsoever
   You're not as real as you think
   Reality is a hairball in the catnap of life
   What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
   The truth is out there. It's just not indexed very well.
   Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from
   I reject your reality and substitute my own!  
   I was president of the Existentialist Society in college. I was voted Most Likely to Be.
   Of course it's happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?

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   If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!  
   [Dragon] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
   [Pegacorn] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
   [UFO] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
   "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." --S. Holmes
   Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
   Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life

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