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   Don't rush me--I'm dawdling as fast as I can!
   I can't be late--I just got here
   I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them
   I have not yet begun to procrastinate
   I love deadlines.  I enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they go by
   I'm never late--nothing starts without me!
   I'm not loafing--I work so fast I'm always finished
   It's amazing how long it takes to finish something you're not working on
   It's not procrastination--it's the incredible Just-in-Time Workload Management System!
   Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful
   Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow
   Opening night--the night before the play is ready to open
   Sometimes my NOW is later than it should be
   TUIT [circular format]
   Warning: Objects in calendar are closer than they appear
   Without the last minute, how much would ever get done?
   Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency
   Procrastinators go to hell, but not right away
   Anyone who throws loud all-night parties should have to live next to people who mow their lawns at dawn   
   UU Time--why nothing important happens until fifteen minutes into the meeting  
   Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it
   10 Reasons to Procrastinate: 1.  
   Today's Monday, tomorrow's Tuesday, the day after is Wednesday. Week's half over, and we haven't done anything yet.
   Yes, I know I'm evil. I practice in the mirror.

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   Another Deadline, Another Miracle
   Procrastinate Later
   WARNING! Dates in calendar are closer than they appear!

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