NancyButtons.com

   Browse the Catalog  Search the Catalog  Prices  Custom Buttons  Checkout  Button Baggie

 

The Catalog (browse mode)

Category (DISCORDIANISM)


Buttons

   The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill
   By the time rules are needed, it's already too late
   Censorship ///// is for your own good <has slashout>
   Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law, but then there is always chaos to consider
   Hail Eris!  All hail Discordia!  [picture of apple]
   If you don't make the rules, you don't have to keep them.  If you do make the rules, you won't anyway.
   It's not that I don't believe in the system--I don't believe that there IS a system
   It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score
   My brain is the most important thing about me, but look what told me that
   No matter who you vote for, the government gets elected
   Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder
   People are divided into two groups, the righteous and the unrighteous--and it's the righteous who do the dividing
   The police aren't there to create disorder, they're there to preserve disorder
   Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors
   Rules?  What rules?
   There is a very fine line between reality and fantasy--and I'd just as soon obscure it
   This slogan is programming you in ways that may not be apparent for months, or even years.
   The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude
   The universe does not have laws--it has habits, and habits can be broken
   We aren't disorganized--we have an organization which is beyond comprehension
   What does a sacred chao say?  MU!
   You've got to know the rules before you break them--otherwise it's nofun
   [Sacred Chao]

ADVICE
ANARCHY
ANGST
ANIME
ANTI-BUSH
THE ARTS
ATTITUDE, ARROGANCE, BOASTING
BABIES AND OTHER RELATIVES
BACKRUBS AND HUGS
BITCHINESS AND PMS
BOOKS
BUREAUCRACY
CAFFEINE
CATS
CHOCOLATE
COME ONS, TURNDOWNS, SEX, GENDER
COMPUTERS: General
COMPUTERS: Angst
COMPUTERS: Bugs
COMPUTERS: Dealing with Users
COMPUTERS: Jobs
COMPUTERS: Personal Computers (DOS, MAC, etc.)
COMPUTERS: Programming
COMPUTERS: Puns
COMPUTERS: Specific Languages (C, COBOL, OTHERS)
COMPUTERS: Unix and Related OS's
COMPUTERS: Email, social media, the web, and usenet
CROSSOVER
CTHULHU
CYNICISM
DISCORDIANISM
DOGS
DRINKING AND DRUGS
DRIVING
ELECTION 2004
FAERIE
FANDOM
FIBER ARTS
FIRST AMENDMENT
FANTASY
FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING
FOOD
IDEALISM
INSANITY
KINKY
LANGUAGE
LATENESS
L337 and LOLCAT
LEFT-HANDEDNESS AND DYSLEXIA
LIBRARIES
MAGIC: THE GATHERING
MATHEMATICS
MEDIA
MEDICAL
MEDIEVALISM
MILITARY AND WAR
MONEY
MOOD AND TEMPERAMENT
MORNINGS, SLEEP DEPRIVATION
MURPHY'S LAWS
MUSIC
9/11
NINJA
NUMBER OF THE BEAST
OBSCURE
PAGANISM
PARADOXES AND LOGIC
PIRATES
POLITICS
PUNS
PURPLE
REALITY
RELIGION
RIDDLES
SCHOOL
SCIENCE
SECOND AMENDMENT
SCIENCE FICTION
SICK HUMOR
SILLINESS
SMOKING AND NON-SMOKING
SONG PARODIES
SPACE
STRESS
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISM
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
VAMPIRES
VIOLENCE
VERY SECRET DIARIES
WEAPONS
WEIRDNESS
WORK
WRITING
ZOMBIES
MISCELLANEOUS

You have 1 catalog item in your button baggie, with 1 distinct slogan and 0 distinct custom orders
The last slogan added to your baggie was the following:

  Silly mortal....
 

 

Contact Nancy Lebovitz to discuss anything you want; she's friendly. This includes discussing the site, of course.
Or contact Joshua Kronengold, who did most of the [perl] CGI and HTML work on the site if you want to discuss similar work [He's not at all cheap, but is good and fast].