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   Angel: A gargoyle with cosmetic surgery
   "Bones!  The man's arm is broken!"  "I'm a doctor, not a...(oh)"
   Darwin Prevention Team   We stop evolution from happening
   EMT's are into bondage.  Medics are into pain.
   Gross anatomy--it isn't just for breakfast anymore
   Hellion in scrubs (with comfortable shoes)
   The HMO was a success--the patient died
   I save lives--what do you do?
   If you can read this, you are my patient [upside down on button]
   If you want to know what government medicine would be like, ask someone in a VA hospital
   The only true deadline is asystole
   Paramedics save lives, EMTs save paramedics
   Trust me--I'm almost a Doctor
   Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics
   AIDS is a disease. Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
   What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted to close his own incision? Suture self.
   Alien metabolism--please medicate carefully
   What do you get if you cross a tse-tse fly with a mountain climber? Undefined. A tse-tse fly is a vector and a mountain climber is a scalar.
   If it goes away when you remember to take your meds, it probably isn't a character flaw
   Being abducted and probed by aliens wasn't bad enough, now I find out my HMO won't cover it!
   If I have to educate one more doctor, I'm going to start billing for it!

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