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   First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.   
   Why be normal?
   Why do the people at the back of the elevator always want to get out first?
   Even paranoids have enemies. Those are the people they trust.
   With feedback, decisions are judged on results. Without feedback, decisions are judged on appearance.    
   You have to understand-- I'm the *normal* one in my family  
   I refuse to let my child grow up in a world where Han didn't shoot first
   Daleks vs. the Borg: Your question is illogical. Assimilate! Assimilate!
   The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list
   Follow that car, Godzilla, and step on it
   [in red] If this is blue, you're going too fast
   Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm   
   Don't worry about people stealing your idea. If it's original, you'll have to ram it down their throats...and they still won't understand it  
   I was not born to break even.  
   I have the right to remain silent, but I don't have the ability
   Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
   1984 was a warning, not a manual
   This will have been fun
   The old rules no longer apply
   Wake me if something plausible happens
   Either you manage your crap or your crap manages you
   There is no substitute for MORE
   What I really need is minions, but I'll settle for my flying monkeys
   All your cheezberger r belong 2 me
   I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in
   Never permit yourself to be stupid and greedy at the same time
   [Venn diagram] [[People I have shot] [The sheriff]] [The deputy]
   Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the leash
   Choice: What a beatiful right
   Come out, come out, whatever you are
   Dogs aren't my whole life, dogs make my life whole
   Dogs smile with their tails
   The hand that feeds me... is tasty
   I have lots of yarn. I want a stash of time.
   Christianity has Pagan DNA
   "Get real" [says PI] "Be rational" [says the square root of -1]
   1. Make a list of the top 10 ways to amuse a geek. 10. Use binary.
   My stash is bigger than your stash
   No, I don't have enough yarn
   NO MEMES! Pass it on
   Buckle Up! Make it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car
   I PURRRRL! [cat's face above crossed knitting needles]
   Happy Hooker
   No project is complete without dog hair
   No project is complete without cat hair
   No quilt is complete without cat hair
   She who dies with the most yarn wins and I want to go to the estate sale
   No quilt is complete without dog hair
   Common sense-- so rare it's a superpower
   Computer programming is omnipotence without omniscience
   I am not a mad scientist. I am an angry engineer.
   It's a good thing I'm not in charge of the big red button of doom
   The big red button of doom
   Knowing all this information has got to be good for something
   You don't love me for my sanity
   Circular reasoning fails because [wraps around in a circle]
   Non-Standard Sense of Humor
   Yes We Did
   Are you not of flimsy flesh to be so afraid?
   A good ninja is hard to find
   No more Mr. Nice Gay
   Other people's pleasures are the easiest thing to sacrifice
   My inner child wants an inner puppy
   Epic Fail
   I'm living in fiction. They keep changing the genre
   Made of win
   You have to understand, I'm the normal one in my family
   The internet isn't going to surf itself, you know  
   The only thing better than singing is more singing
   Work Sleep Reading--Pick Two  
   The school day should start with a moment of science
   Over 90% of people have an above average number of legs
   Do you know how old I am? ASK MY MOTHER  
   A 'fat quarter' is NOT a body part!
   As ye sew, so shall ye rip
   Behind every quilter is a really big stash of fabric  
   Blessed are the children of quiltmakers, for they shall inherit the quilts
   Blessed are the piecemakers
   How many log cabins have YOU made?
   I don't do housework. The only thing I clean is my sewing machine!
   I quilt, therefore I am!
   If you're in my will, don't hold your breath. I'm not going until EVERY quilt is finished!
   I'm a quilter. Don't needle me!
   Log Cabin-- not just a syrup!
   My car stops at all quilt shops
   MY stash is bigger than YOUR stash
   No, I don't have enough fabic
   Quilting: Where you cut a big piece of fabric into a lot of small pieces and then sew it back together again into a big piece
   Quilts are like friends. You can never have too many.
   Runs with scissors
   When life gives you scraps, make a quilt!
   So much fabric, so littls time
   Old quilters never die. They just go to pieces.
   Warning to quilters: Take the fabric out of the trunk before having the wheels balanced
   I've won! Exactly as planned
   Don't make me transmute you!
   GE[squared]K
   I made it myself. What's your excuse?
   I survived Linecon
   If you have black holes, why do you need a drill?
   Proud to be a humble Quaker
   Sanity? I don't remember ever having anything so useless
   Slowly drowning in taffeta and lace
   You do social change with the people you've got, not the people you wish you had
   Your peace of mind is not the most important thing in my life
   Everyone has a purpose in life, if only to serve as a bad example
   I'm burglarproof-- they couldn't carry the books!  
   Writing is a lot like prostitution: first you do it for love, then you do it for money, then you recruit other people
   The hell with enlightenment, I want to have a tantrum
   It's not a small world. It's a big world that's folded over a lot.
   The difference between art and craft is that little bit of chaos when the thing starts talking back to you  
   Politics is the art of the implausible
   Iz it can be hugz tiem naw?
   STET, dammit!
   I crochet therefore I am
   I knit therefore I am
   Madame Defarge Knitting Society-- knitting on the cutting edge!
   Tact is so overrated-- all it does is confuse people!  
   Being angry doesn't make ANYONE telepathic. Neither does being hurt.
   Beware of oncoming nitpick
   f(x) went into a bar. "Sorry", said the bartender. We don't cater to functions.
   I implied
   I'm just in it for the stories [checklist] Fandom  The military Theater Life
   I'd rather be crocheting
   I'd rather be knitting
   Knit Wit
   Life is too short to make the same sock twice  
   No, I'm exactly sensitive enough  
   Quilting is cutting big pieces of cloth into little pieces, then sewing them together into a big piece
   Paddle faster. I hear banjos.
   Pedants International: accuracy above tact
   Real vampires don't sparkle
   There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. Yet that will be the beginning.
   VENI (I came) VIDI (I saw) RISI (I laughed)
   You can put lipstick on a platypus, but it's still a platypus
   LBJ's Law: Wars take longer and cost more
   DON'T tell me about the plot holes!  
   Stop harshin' my squee
   I love the world! That's why I'm suing for custody
   I don't think I'll ever understand human beings
   'Literally' is the only word you aren't supposed to use figuratively
   F = ma be with you
   Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Don't make me use it.
   There is no Planet B
   They can have my all-human paranormal romances when they pry them from my cold, undead fingers
   You mean dog hair ISN'T a spice?
   [bell curve: the left tail is labeled "epic fail", the right tail is "made of win", and the big lump in the middle is "most of life]
   Hooked on crochet
   I hear 80 is the new 60, but why does 40 have to be the new 80?
   Balrogs have wings, but they're purely ornamental-- just like parsley on a Nazgul
   If someone tells you what they are, believe them!
   Violence never solves anything, but it's so SOOTHING
   Evil cyborg with a chip on its shoulder
   Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd
   If you mix religion and politics, you get politics
   Respect traditional marriage! One robot, one octopus [silhouettes of robot and octopus)
   I dream of a day when all people can experience the untrammeled freedom to do what I think is normal instead of suffering under the oppressive conformity of doing what they think is normal
   Remember: With great power comes great current squared times resistance
   Life is short-- knit fast
   Greetings, mere mortals
   Kinky is not a diagnosis
   Contrary to science, animals can drive all their weight down through each of their legs simultaneously
   What's the difference between a sculptor and a hair dresser? A sculptor makes faces and busts, but a hair dresser just curls up and dyes
   If there is an elephant in the room, introduce it  
   When approaching the house, enunciate. Do not shamble.
   It bugs me when I can't remember the entomology of a word
   My parents went to a planet without bilateral symmetry, and all they got me was this lousy F-shirt
   Invalid thought detected. Close all mental processes and restart body.
    Pot. Kettle. COLOR="#000000".
    WARNING: You are currently using an unregistered evaluation copy of your life. Register now for the full-featured version and cheat codes! --Alia  
   "Intelligent Design?" my knees say *not*.
   The glass, being topologically equivalent to a finite flat sheet, can be neither 'full' nor 'empty': it may or may not have some beer balanced on it.
   The volume of a pizza of thickness 'a' and radius 'z' is given by pi*z*z*a
   Roses are #FF0000. Violets are #0000FF. All our base are belong to you.
   I'm an atheist. My atheist superpower is that I can't be damned.  --serene
   I find a lot of human communication patterns very underspecified for a communications protocol. --Russ Allbery  
   The plural of anecdote is hypothesis
   No spell checker underlines MY words [red squiggle under MY]
   You might as well look for it. At least you're likely to find something else.
   You can't understand what people are saying unless you understand who they're arguing with
   Most haystacks don't even have a needle
   Just so you know, I like PURPLE!
   I'm not entirely no anyone's side because no one is entirely on mine
   Intelligent Design? My knees say "not".
   It bugs me when I can't remember the entomology of a word
   My atheist superpower is that I can't be damned
   My parents went to a planet without bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this lousy F-shirt
   You can't understand what people are saying unless you understand who they're arguing with
   I'm kind of a knitting superhero
   Life is short-- knit fast
   If I have to educate one more doctor, I'm going to start billing for it!
   Vampires have no life
   Life is an adventure-- bring a webcam
   Not easily amused. Please keep trying
   NYAN!
   Not interested in normal humans
   100% STAR STUFF
   Perky Zombie-- it's a lovely day for BRAINS!
   Steampunk: if it's historically accurate, you're doing it wrong
   What do we want? BRAINS! When do we want them? BRAINS!
   When you make a mistake, admit it. Crow is best eaten young and tender.
   Why aren't good ideas better at attracting people?
   Without a heart, one grows cold and can only love cold things. Revenge. Power. Gold. Cruelty. Parfait.
   You only need to test the programs you want to work correctly.
   Zombies hate fast food
   Accept reality. It works better.
   Bb, Db, and F walked into a bar. The bartender said, "We don't serve minors." So Db left and Bb and F had an open fifth between them.
   Blasphemy is a victimless crime
   Catgirls-- fake ears, real attitude
   Cosplay? I always dress like this!
   For sale: First edition of the Necronomicon (used once)
   Free hugs for cat girls
   Free hugs for cat boys
   God is watching-- it's a good thing she's easily amused  
   I do what my BJD tells me to
   I remember your name. Remembering your face will cost extra.
   I was hoping for some kind of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom
   I'd rather be on Pandora
   I'm from the Jarhead clan
   In the brain and not the chest, head shots are the very best
   It's just another hellhole
   I've been to the Dark Side, and their cookies are terrible
   My job is so secret that even I don't know what I'm doing
   Vegetarian Zombie.... Grains. Give me grains!
   Slash.... If you don't know, don't ask
   I've been Jossed (
   Fanfiction-- welcome to the id vortex  
   Make Lovecraft, not Warcraft
   Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful
   No lesson plan survives contact with the e/n/e/m/y/ students
   You can't outcrazy me-- I have crazy for blood
   I don't believe in magic, but I do believe in interpreting coincidence
   Ellis startled the witch...again!
   Don't let assholes rent space in your head
   Yes, I set off metal detectors in airports
   Circular reasoning works/fails because [in a flowchart which either works or fails]

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