NancyButtons.com

The Catalog (browse mode)

Category (CAFFEINE)

Buttons

   C: \Coffee.exe not found, reboot user? Y/N?
   Caffiend
   Coffee-based lifeform
   Coffee is my only REAL friend
   Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, chocolate makes it worthwhile
   Crisis or no, nothing must interfere with tea!
   Damn fine coffee, and HOT!
   Death before decaf
   Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night
   The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
   Give me coffee and no one gets hurt
   I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and should not be held responsible for my behavior
   I don't believe in God or heaven, but I do believe in good coffee--it's as close as I'll get to either
   Is there life before coffee? Yes, but not intelligent life
   Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems
   A morning without coffee is like something without something else
   Sleep is great, but it's no substitute for caffeine
   By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, By the Beans of Java do thoughts acquire speed, Hands acquire trembling, The trembling becomes a shaking, By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
   I like a nice well-balanced diet. Tea *and* coffee.
   It's you and me against the world. We attack AFTER coffee.
   Bad geek! No chocolate-covered espresso beans!
   There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
   I don't need to walk on water--I'm running on coffee
   Caffeine loading  [xxx.......] please wait
   A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee
   Come here you big beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about what we're going to do today

Stickers

   Death Before Dishonor   Nothing Before Coffee
   C:\COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <A>bort, <R>etry, <B>rew another pot?
   Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
   Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
   Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
   Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt
   A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
   Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
   The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
   Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee

ADVICE
ANARCHY
ANGST
ANIME
ANTI-BUSH
THE ARTS
ATTITUDE, ARROGANCE, BOASTING
BABIES AND OTHER RELATIVES
BACKRUBS AND HUGS
BITCHINESS AND PMS
BOOKS
BUREAUCRACY
CAFFEINE
CATS
CHOCOLATE
COME ONS, TURNDOWNS, SEX, GENDER
COMPUTERS: General
COMPUTERS: Angst
COMPUTERS: Bugs
COMPUTERS: Dealing with Users
COMPUTERS: Jobs
COMPUTERS: Personal Computers (DOS, MAC, etc.)
COMPUTERS: Programming
COMPUTERS: Puns
COMPUTERS: Specific Languages (C, COBOL, OTHERS)
COMPUTERS: Unix and Related OS's
COMPUTERS: Email, social media, the web, and usenet
CROSSOVER
CTHULHU
CYNICISM
DISCORDIANISM
DOGS

DRINKING AND DRUGS
DRIVING
ELECTION 2004
FAERIE
FANDOM
FIBER ARTS
FIRST AMENDMENT
FANTASY
FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING
FOOD
IDEALISM
INSANITY
KINKY
LANGUAGE
LATENESS
L337 and LOLCAT
LEFT-HANDEDNESS AND DYSLEXIA
LIBRARIES
MAGIC: THE GATHERING
MATHEMATICS
MEDIA
MEDICAL
MEDIEVALISM
MILITARY AND WAR
MONEY
MOOD AND TEMPERAMENT
MORNINGS, SLEEP DEPRIVATION
MURPHY'S LAWS
MUSIC
9/11
NINJA
NUMBER OF THE BEAST

OBSCURE
PAGANISM
PARADOXES AND LOGIC
PIRATES
POLITICS
PUNS
PURPLE
REALITY
RELIGION
RIDDLES
SCHOOL
SCIENCE
SECOND AMENDMENT
SCIENCE FICTION
SICK HUMOR
SILLINESS
SMOKING AND NON-SMOKING
SONG PARODIES
SPACE
STRESS
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISM
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
VAMPIRES
VIOLENCE
VERY SECRET DIARIES
WEAPONS
WEIRDNESS
WORK
WRITING
ZOMBIES
MISCELLANEOUS

Contact Nancy Lebovitz to discuss anything you want; she's friendly. This includes discussing the site, of course.
Or contact Joshua Kronengold, who did most of the [perl] CGI and HTML work on the site if you want to discuss similar work [He's not at all cheap, but is good and fast].